I am a circus performer performing at Chattacon on the night of the 20th.

I would Greyhound back to Oklahoma City the next morning, but I have a show I need to catch the next night, and Greyhound is toooo slow.



So, I could get you into the show (both shows!), and pay a bunch for gas. Greyhound costs about 120, so I'd put that in your tank.



Also, I don't smell bad, or attack strangers or anything lame like that. I also won't suggest that we play crappy house music for the whole drive and take 500 piss breaks or smoke or whatever.



Thanks!